March 2012
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blazer-balthazar:
…Well you die whether you like it or not, actually. I was making no reference. But interpret it as you will~
That so? Well, ain’t got nothing to teach me. Ain’t your student, teach. Unless you think there’s somethin’ I dunno, then by all means, teach me.
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blazer-balthazar:
I trust that you know that if you have sex without protection, you’ll die, yes?
Good.
Now take a rubber, yeah, yeah, Mean Girls stuff, I know. I’ve had plenty of experience.
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blazer-balthazar started following you
blazer-balthazar:
Sex Ed. of course, what more amusing subject could there be?
None at all. Watchin’ people squirm and learn about all the STDs they must’ve caught - man, it’s hilarious. But nah, won’t be seeing me in your class, teach. Pretty well-versed in sex, if ya know what I mean…
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blakeeanderson:
Oh, we are? Well then, dude. How can I entertain you? …You thought going out in the middle of the woods would be more entertaining than Lima…. There is absolutely nothing out here. I mean, it’s a perfect opportunity for pranks and I need to cross some off my list before summer but still. Not all of the people suck ass. Maybe its just you?
Oh you can’t, you’re one...
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blazer-balthazar started following you
blazer-balthazar:
A charmer are we? Ello, pumpkin. I’m supposing you’re a student of mine?
Depends. What do you teach, sir?
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blakeeanderson:
So, why don’t you make something happen? I mean, if your so bored, do something about it. Make your own fun.
Shouldn’t have to. You’re all here for my entertainment. Hell, only reason I came here was ‘cause I figured getting out of that lame-ass town would bring something exciting. Guess I was wrong. Not just the town that sucks ass, it’s the people...
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: So what I miss?
Um… You didn’t miss much. Fights, someone getting sick… Nothing too important.
Man, is that all? Jeesh, some trip this is. Something exciting’s gotta happen soon, seriously.
blazer-balthazar started following you
Well hey there, sugar. Name’s Archer.
So what I miss?
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Well fuck me
brittanytheangel:
Wheeeeeeeen you get home.
Shit. That’s not for another six days, sweetheart. You tryin’a kill me?
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#dragon cat
lol txt it
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artistic-aviary:
I just feel like posting a...
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Well fuck me
brittanytheangel:
I think I can help with that.
Wouldn’t mind if you did…
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crowley-kingofthecrossroads:
archerzard:
found an empty cabin. pretty nice bed if you ask me.
I’m sure I know which one you’re talk about. Expect a visitor soon.
and i’ll be here
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crowley-kingofthecrossroads:
archerzard:
and i do mean that literally
We could easily arrange something.
found an empty cabin. pretty nice bed if you ask me.
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allifontaine:
Perhaps you should lay down, Archer…
oh i plan to., just not alone. or in my own cabin. got osme plans in tha mking.
Well fuck me
and i do mean that literally
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: i think my toes are freezing
That’s super racist. We should start a petition to have that changed.
hell yeah. i mean, why’s everything gotta be white up here. what’s wrong with brown or black or ORANGE. but not yellow. yellow snow =/= fun.
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Bitches love me.
crowley-kingofthecrossroads:
archerzard:
crowley-kingofthecrossroads:
That really isn’t necessary or appropriate.
You can keep doing it though. I won’t stop you. I’m just required to say that.
You’re a cocky son of a bitch.
i think my toes are freezing
but i can’t be sure. everything is so white man. how racist is that.
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: blakeeanderson replied to your post:…
Oh yeah, totally.
how is it that you’re still so boring when i’m DR?UNNK
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: blakeeanderson replied to your post:…
………..You are very pretty?
Man don’y you get the reference
you SUCK
only question’s what. get it. you suck. i’m high-larious.
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Bitches love me.
crowley-kingofthecrossroads:
That really isn’t necessary or appropriate.
You can keep doing it though. I won’t stop you. I’m just required to say that.
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: blakeeanderson replied to your post:…
Get some, home boy.
Tell me I’m pretty.
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justmilligan replied to your post: Bitches love me.
You look like you’re having a, uh, good time.
I’m the motherfucking king.
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: blakeeanderson replied to your post: I’m so drunk…
Oh, well then. I’ll take your word on that, bruh.
Hahaha yeaaaah! Bitches be loving my body.
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blakeeanderson replied to your post: I’m so drunk right now.
Well aren’t you the lucky one.
Not as lucky as some late night skiers will be!
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I'm so drunk right now.
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Seeing how there's nothing better to do...Mean...
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darksideblaine replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: griffinoconnell allifontaine …
…………Cat porn?
Hell yeah. All cats, all the time. ‘Cause they’re fucking awesome like that.
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the-navi-guru replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: griffinoconnell allifontaine …
2% Yessss.
Amazed you’re even on there, bro.
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